There are LOADS of great elves out there, and I’m not sure he counts as hysterical, but I’d go on an adventure with him. I’d feel really safe with this elf. He’s great with a bow and you know what they say about guys who are good with a bow. 

What? I’ve actually heard nothing like that. I was being lighthearted!

He’s just really intense. Is there a better elf for the job? Let me know if you’ve got a different elf in mind. For now, sorry, you’re about to hit the road with this one!